Myself is only an ordinary people with ordinary job but extra ordinary responsibility ( i did'nt say it's a burden). What am i doing? Lecturer..Bangga ker? Menjadi lecturer? Langsung tidak terlintas di dlm fikiranku.
Even during my skooling days, me and my gang (we called hook of de crook gang) tak mau nyanyi lagu guru coz dlm wording ia ada ayat "kami guru malaysia, berikrar dan berjanji,.bla bla bla". Haha...punyala x nak jd cikgu. But my friend yg beria2 tu yang paling awal tukar profesionnya menjadi cikgu. Well, i can say most of my friend samada engineer, lawyer or bankers resign, further study and now teahing, more specificly a lecturer. Senang kata diorang. <-----Senang ker????.
For me and all my colleagues keja ni xlah sesenang yang disangkaka. Mencabar jugak otak dan perasaan . Me and my ofc mate selalu jer berbincang n luahkan perasaan lepas habis kelas (boleh dikatakan sesi *meng***k student*. Penat juga, stress jugak n bila da ada sesi ni we sometimes turned stress into lawak jenaka yang tah hapa2. Tak tau la kalo ada student yg tgk gelagat2 lecturer diorang iteww mesti diorang pun mesti nak buat mcm nih jugak...haha *emoticon malu*!! I myself for this semester, found myself sgt bz, bengang, penat n mcm2 rasa lagik. Kenapa? kenapa yer? Well, obviously, i ada 28 credit hours that i need to fulfill in one week. Rasa cam nak hilang nikmat keje jer...This is my busiest semester since i jd lecturer. Apa nak buat, ada lecturer yg baru berenti, sambung PhD, ada yang ambik meternity leave and business lecturer only 2 persons.
Some ppl wl says dat being a lecturer is the easiest work in da world. Oh pls u talking nonsense. In the age of worlds' activities are dominated by machine and robotic, lecturer's function or responsibilty are getting hard and "sgt mencabar" <---betul ker??? geerrrhh. Dulu2 may be yes cikgu2 sgt dihormati oleh anak muridnya. But, skrg ni byk parties yg involved dlm university or college essp mak bapak yang tak tau membezakan mana logik, baik n buruk serta tidak membuat pertimbangan yang betul. As a lecturer at international college, mmg mencabar esspecially if in one semester you ada student dari Nigeria, South Africa, Dubai, India, Pakistan and Malaysian in de same class. Rasa nak tercabut segala otak2 lecturer yang mengajar.Tesion2!! .
Ada yg suka cri alasan, ada yang suka menipuu and byk lgik. Ada few situation yg i tak boleh lupa sejak i tkr dr corporate line to education line ni.
First situation, happened when my Dubai student who can only speak English asked something to a Malay student (typical malay) in English, but the malay student ni plak balas dlm bahasa malaysia. I dengan khusyuknya, secara diam2 perhatilah apa reaksi student tuh, yang klakornya dat Dubai student iteww teranggunk2 mcm faham..Tp, i rasa dia x paham. By looking at this situation, i smpi 2day masih lgik terpkr2 faham ker dat student atau dia sj2. Mcm ayam bercakap dgn itik kan???? Aduis, agaknya dlu2 lecturer kita pun rasa camtuh jugekk la tuh...haha (Ampunnn!! cikgu2ku sekalian yang berada di SAS, Alor Star,...*emoticon ampun*!!!
Kes kedua plak happend bila student yg almost 2 bln x dtg kelas. I pun da decided nak "barrrr"kan nama dia, xleh amik final. Tetiba datang jer dia terus tunjuk "mc", terkejutnyer saya tuan2 dan puan2.Mcnyer utk 31 hari...reason??? demam. ish demam apela smpi 31 hari?kepialu? malaria? denggi.? semuanya...puehla saya memerah otak. Doktor manala plak bg cuti direct 31 hr, selalunya kena dtg renew (recall balik ms kena deman campak *emoticon konpius!!. Sebab nak tau sgt n i nak jugak tau doktor mana, nak tgk sgt doktor tuh yg "murah" sgt dgn mc...i called dat clinic n pg jumpa doktor tuh...haha..surprisingly, mcyer hanyala 1 hr..dat student just the number 3 kat dpn, kantoi2...habis la u da ditangkap...hampeh tol!!!
"miss, i'm sorry i dont mean to lie, i just...
"No excuses, don't argue, i don't want to hear it. No final for you nor should there be any quizes for you. You do understand me, don't you?". habisla...
Next situation, bila i dapat student "Nigeria. Namanya agak klakar n sikapnyer pun klakar (klakar in da sense of w). Firstly, i saw her i tau dia my student. kenapa? Tuan2 dan puan2 sekalian, i booleh kenal business student coz normally, diorang ni lagik glamer dr lecturer. Dgn short skirtnyer, rambut merah ala2 syarikat penerbangan tambang murah, kasut tinggi 2-3 inci jalan plak...soooo..arrogant!! (menurut lecturer lain). Back 2 my Nigerian student ni la. First day dtg college...one of my friend tanya..
"New students..?" No, i'm lecturer".<--- perasan..
Lastly, almost every day yg i ada kelas dgn dat student, i akan kompelen sebabnya byk betl...benda2 yg i tak puas ati ..Nak g lecturer room rasa cam nak g berperang..da la sombong, x nak tnya in clas, bila time soalan sumer pura2 tekan calculator, padahal soklan tanya fakta..Allooo guys, i pun pernah jd studentla... mcm 2 lgikla...dia bole ckp ngan i..." miss, i don't think Malaysia is good, Nigeria is more good (ces, blagak betui dia ni...English pun merangkak2), i dont like maths, don't ask me to use maths in Micro. Adoi, byknya benda x suker <---obviously, i pun x suker y**. da la nak blajor..komplen masakan malaysia la, malaysia panasla...Nigeria ada salji ker???!!!.
And 2day yg plg i tak tahan skali, i she told my dean dat i actually told her not to come to class, she can only come if she has anything to ask...apalah..si Nig*** ni. You ingat u buat aper? Thesis by research ker...???? Pening kepala.
Adoi...y most of students nowdays jenis mcm ni...Itu blom masuk kes2 lain lgik..Tiru masa final n bawak toyol....So, 2day in my lecturer room, while everybody having our tea time lecture2 yg ajar this girlz mmg bergosip and "mengenalkan" student disamping berkongsi cerita apa sudent ni buat...last skali mmg ada jolokan yg diberi...and it turns into lawk yang panjang...
Kes ke3 plak, ada yg meniru ms final. Adik beradik in the same clas...A and B. A went to toilet, sms father about the question and father sms B in exam room (i can't imagine type of father he belongs to)...and paling memalukan his father tuh mmg category professional.....yet u put yourself sama cam kategori...... *emoticon blurr***.
Even during my skooling days, me and my gang (we called hook of de crook gang) tak mau nyanyi lagu guru coz dlm wording ia ada ayat "kami guru malaysia, berikrar dan berjanji,.bla bla bla". Haha...punyala x nak jd cikgu. But my friend yg beria2 tu yang paling awal tukar profesionnya menjadi cikgu. Well, i can say most of my friend samada engineer, lawyer or bankers resign, further study and now teahing, more specificly a lecturer. Senang kata diorang. <-----Senang ker????.
For me and all my colleagues keja ni xlah sesenang yang disangkaka. Mencabar jugak otak dan perasaan . Me and my ofc mate selalu jer berbincang n luahkan perasaan lepas habis kelas (boleh dikatakan sesi *meng***k student*. Penat juga, stress jugak n bila da ada sesi ni we sometimes turned stress into lawak jenaka yang tah hapa2. Tak tau la kalo ada student yg tgk gelagat2 lecturer diorang iteww mesti diorang pun mesti nak buat mcm nih jugak...haha *emoticon malu*!! I myself for this semester, found myself sgt bz, bengang, penat n mcm2 rasa lagik. Kenapa? kenapa yer? Well, obviously, i ada 28 credit hours that i need to fulfill in one week. Rasa cam nak hilang nikmat keje jer...This is my busiest semester since i jd lecturer. Apa nak buat, ada lecturer yg baru berenti, sambung PhD, ada yang ambik meternity leave and business lecturer only 2 persons.
Some ppl wl says dat being a lecturer is the easiest work in da world. Oh pls u talking nonsense. In the age of worlds' activities are dominated by machine and robotic, lecturer's function or responsibilty are getting hard and "sgt mencabar" <---betul ker??? geerrrhh. Dulu2 may be yes cikgu2 sgt dihormati oleh anak muridnya. But, skrg ni byk parties yg involved dlm university or college essp mak bapak yang tak tau membezakan mana logik, baik n buruk serta tidak membuat pertimbangan yang betul. As a lecturer at international college, mmg mencabar esspecially if in one semester you ada student dari Nigeria, South Africa, Dubai, India, Pakistan and Malaysian in de same class. Rasa nak tercabut segala otak2 lecturer yang mengajar.Tesion2!! .
Ada yg suka cri alasan, ada yang suka menipuu and byk lgik. Ada few situation yg i tak boleh lupa sejak i tkr dr corporate line to education line ni.
First situation, happened when my Dubai student who can only speak English asked something to a Malay student (typical malay) in English, but the malay student ni plak balas dlm bahasa malaysia. I dengan khusyuknya, secara diam2 perhatilah apa reaksi student tuh, yang klakornya dat Dubai student iteww teranggunk2 mcm faham..Tp, i rasa dia x paham. By looking at this situation, i smpi 2day masih lgik terpkr2 faham ker dat student atau dia sj2. Mcm ayam bercakap dgn itik kan???? Aduis, agaknya dlu2 lecturer kita pun rasa camtuh jugekk la tuh...haha (Ampunnn!! cikgu2ku sekalian yang berada di SAS, Alor Star,...*emoticon ampun*!!!Kes kedua plak happend bila student yg almost 2 bln x dtg kelas. I pun da decided nak "barrrr"kan nama dia, xleh amik final. Tetiba datang jer dia terus tunjuk "mc", terkejutnyer saya tuan2 dan puan2.Mcnyer utk 31 hari...reason??? demam. ish demam apela smpi 31 hari?kepialu? malaria? denggi.? semuanya...puehla saya memerah otak. Doktor manala plak bg cuti direct 31 hr, selalunya kena dtg renew (recall balik ms kena deman campak *emoticon konpius!!. Sebab nak tau sgt n i nak jugak tau doktor mana, nak tgk sgt doktor tuh yg "murah" sgt dgn mc...i called dat clinic n pg jumpa doktor tuh...haha..surprisingly, mcyer hanyala 1 hr..dat student just the number 3 kat dpn, kantoi2...habis la u da ditangkap...hampeh tol!!!
"miss, i'm sorry i dont mean to lie, i just...
"No excuses, don't argue, i don't want to hear it. No final for you nor should there be any quizes for you. You do understand me, don't you?". habisla...
Next situation, bila i dapat student "Nigeria. Namanya agak klakar n sikapnyer pun klakar (klakar in da sense of w). Firstly, i saw her i tau dia my student. kenapa? Tuan2 dan puan2 sekalian, i booleh kenal business student coz normally, diorang ni lagik glamer dr lecturer. Dgn short skirtnyer, rambut merah ala2 syarikat penerbangan tambang murah, kasut tinggi 2-3 inci jalan plak...soooo..arrogant!! (menurut lecturer lain). Back 2 my Nigerian student ni la. First day dtg college...one of my friend tanya..
"New students..?" No, i'm lecturer".<--- perasan..
Lastly, almost every day yg i ada kelas dgn dat student, i akan kompelen sebabnya byk betl...benda2 yg i tak puas ati ..Nak g lecturer room rasa cam nak g berperang..da la sombong, x nak tnya in clas, bila time soalan sumer pura2 tekan calculator, padahal soklan tanya fakta..Allooo guys, i pun pernah jd studentla... mcm 2 lgikla...dia bole ckp ngan i..." miss, i don't think Malaysia is good, Nigeria is more good (ces, blagak betui dia ni...English pun merangkak2), i dont like maths, don't ask me to use maths in Micro. Adoi, byknya benda x suker <---obviously, i pun x suker y**. da la nak blajor..komplen masakan malaysia la, malaysia panasla...Nigeria ada salji ker???!!!.
And 2day yg plg i tak tahan skali, i she told my dean dat i actually told her not to come to class, she can only come if she has anything to ask...apalah..si Nig*** ni. You ingat u buat aper? Thesis by research ker...???? Pening kepala.
Adoi...y most of students nowdays jenis mcm ni...Itu blom masuk kes2 lain lgik..Tiru masa final n bawak toyol....So, 2day in my lecturer room, while everybody having our tea time lecture2 yg ajar this girlz mmg bergosip and "mengenalkan" student disamping berkongsi cerita apa sudent ni buat...last skali mmg ada jolokan yg diberi...and it turns into lawk yang panjang...Kes ke3 plak, ada yg meniru ms final. Adik beradik in the same clas...A and B. A went to toilet, sms father about the question and father sms B in exam room (i can't imagine type of father he belongs to)...and paling memalukan his father tuh mmg category professional.....yet u put yourself sama cam kategori...... *emoticon blurr***.
Lain2 kes plak kes saling berchenta di dlm klas. I x peduli, u nak kawen ker,nak berchenta bulan dan bintang ker,,,lantak la. Tp yg i naik hangin dlm kelas duduk dekat2 tangan m***2. Hello, am ur lecturer <---- apa nyer jenis la ni. Sound la i...maunyer say memulakan kuliah dengan leteran yg sgt pjg... "Eh!! apa yg duduk dekat2 sgt tuh??? Jauh..jauh ? Student pempuan tuh pun anjak sket.
"Jauh lgik, next time all aff u , i want u to sit seperately...lelaki and perempuan <----dat couple td mengeluh dgn kuatnya. Xder perasaan maluskan kamu.... I2 masa diorang mabuk chenta, tak tgk ms diorang bergaduh lgik...masing2 msuk klas muka mencuka, xnak pass notes...(Kalola ini adikku, da lama aku lem**** or ba**** dgn my lappie nih). Buat malu mak bapak jer, as lecturer pun i malu...siap bertolak2 tgn lgik dlm kelas...berbulu betl bijik mata tgk.... Kes laen plak bila ada student yang hampes...dtg mintak cuti 2 bulan coz her untie passed away. I ckp, 2 bln? bole. U differ jer la. Xnak plak. And dat student oooso, tnya lecture laen. "Mdm, can i be on leave for 2 months? y? My untie pass away. What? She's only ur untie. Not ur mother. Pls refer to the dean". After dat, the whole class gathered and signed petition "irresponsible lecturer". Apala nak jdi ni, student jer ke yg betul.? Do we need to alwez pamper u? xyah tegas? Yes darling, u boleh dtg lambat, nevermine dtg lambat pun xper, i x marah...<--- mcm ni ker? Rosakla... I tell u what, i bet you wif my finger cross, kalo u bawak sikap u mcm ni....habis la u.
Ini hanya sebahagian tugas berat skrg nih, byk lgik insiden2 Ada lgik kes2 yang lain, yg menggugat kesabaran and sometimes u akan tengok lecturer "naik antu" dlm klas.. tempreture naik...
However, being a lecturer u ada byk advantages yg laen. Keje adalah flexi hours. Xder clas...boleh buat benda laen...ada klas dtg....ada jugak yg beshh!! bila yg baik n berjaya dtg jumper u ...Ofc mate plak...besh!!! Friday mesti ada activity pot luck, we wl share and cook whateva yg kita teringin nk mkn...erm...yummmmmyyyy!!!. inilah yg menyebabkan i put on weight yg teramat melampau itewww!!!
Inilah keje daku, melayan kerenah budak besorrr!! Tp, mesti saborrr....
Last but not least, lots of love....
ps: ampun!! bila baca sekali lagik, byk plak typo error and grammar error, tp x na betulkan....:)
4 comments:
I LOVE READING THIS ENTRY.. gelak sorang2 i.. yes.. macam macam manusia student nih kan? teringat plak kat my students..
nak kelentok mcm2.. mcmlah kita nih tak pernah jadik student.. lol!
hehe...mmg student skrg ni byk kerenahnyer..aircon bunyi kuat sket pun complain, lecturer lambat 5 mint pun komplen, student lambat 30 minit, tak per..cabaran2.However, we take this as positive challenge as lecturer....
hahaha.. mcm boleh kenal all the students yg kau complaint.. especially DOUBLE G.. team GARU2.. hahah.. syiokkk baca this entry... weii.. jom pot luckkkk... erkkk.. kenyang..opsss.. sorry
hehe..u know siapa yg i ckp tuh!! u pun experienced kan??? Yes..words of de day..GARU2..
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