Love letter

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Tijah merupakan budak kampung yang baru bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.

Biasalah, bila sudah duduk “town”, mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pulak dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang bf bermata birunya.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Mat Saleh td dgn wanita yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.

Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn mat saleh td yang baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yang ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil yg berjaya “dicuri”.

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Mike…

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US,

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.

Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don’t trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now, I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don’t want you play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don’t want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk,
Tijah

p/s: cerita ini adalah dgn courtesy dr Nor