Today, saya dengan bersugguh2nyer mahu bermalas-malasan dirumah...Tetapi, hajat di hati tidak kesampaian...pg2 lgik one of my x-skoolmate da cl mak dia dtg dr Ked**, suh lunch kat umah..adosss where is my real plann!!!!!???. My friend ni kira mcm my best friend jugakla masa belajor...everytime outing mesti kita org buat sesama, pastu kdg cuti sekolah..lepak kat umah di lelema..sampai my mum akan call marah suh balik umah...Tp dia g UU* i plak g UP*. Kurang la sket ms hang out tuh...Namun, kira rapat jugakla....
Maka, berbekalan rasa kemalasan yang tahap gaban, i drove 2 punc** Al**. Sampai jer, hahaha..lawak antarabangsa telah berlaku menyebabkan saya rasa like putting compact powder yg tebal....maluss..
Rupa2nya mak cik ni nak kenenkan saya dgn seseorang...hahaha...(kalaula ku tahu, mesti x akan ku datang). Maklumla, my friend ni da ada 2 children da...so mission mak cik ni da berjaya. Maka, mission seterusnya beralih kepada saya...adui...ketuk kepala sendirik. Kenapa ek alwez ada org tnya soalan2 yg cepu emas ni...kuikuikui...letih beb!!! Ingatkan x g wedding, so x yah la dgr...asik2 soklan yg sama..some of them label me and myself seorang yg toooo choosy dlm memilih..oh come on, berbalikla pada rezeki.... kadang2 menyakitkan ati gak nak menjawab soklan2 itewww....
Dear mak cik2 dan kawan2 sekalian yg SGT2 risaukan akan sya ni..xyah la susah2kan hati memikirkan ...this is my answer...(credit to A*** yg bg this answer, tp xtau betul ker???..)..Jgn tnya lgik lpas ni okeh!!!
Why ladies today are still single?
The nice men are ugly
The handsome are not nice
The handsome and nice men are gay
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money
The men who are not so handsome, but a nice men with money think we are only after their money
The handsome men without money are after our money
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
The man who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!.
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative...(betul ka...!!!??? hahaha..).
The nice men are ugly
The handsome are not nice
The handsome and nice men are gay
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money
The men who are not so handsome, but a nice men with money think we are only after their money
The handsome men without money are after our money
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
The man who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!.
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative...(betul ka...!!!??? hahaha..).
Till then, lots of love!!!
3 comments:
haha... kesian anggerik putih kena arranged blind date.. sabar2.. i wonder why orang masih lg rasa perkahwinan adelah penyelesaian kepada segala2nya, when it is not? Dont rush to get married just because we are desperate.
ps: I like the Jawapan.. haha.. should pass it to all my single frens too!
Hehe...2la pasal...yes!!! single ppl should read this..!!! hahaha...
ermm but i do believe for us woman to make the 1st move since most men are so damn blur & slurr...hehehe (ini adalah jawapan drpd perempuan gediks mcm i..:p )
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